*leans in for the kiss but just goes for my own bicep instead*
literally the most important show you’ll ever watch
Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.
All she did was ask what his name was
have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?
i hate when ppl are like “ew he’s ugly he has acne”
like u do know that people can’t control their acne
it’s not their fault
don’t be a dick
shopping carts in random places make me sad
there is nothing for you there friend
"I missed the birth of my child"
Lindsay Lohan Punk’d