Tomatoes and Jellyfish
mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal
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superhappyfuntimebrownies:

essplodethisshit:

nevershoutandy:

Just, for the love of God, press play.

omfg

hahahahahaha da fuck??

the-absolute-best-posts:

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Kicking a Soccer Ball

sodamnrelatable:

Expectation:

Reality:

via sodamnrelatable

i always wondered how a mouse manages to make these holes

laugh-addict:


I bet they went to construction school or something. I wonder how their furniture looks.

via laugh-addict

jonsnowed:

“First one to bring me that will get a ride back with Peggy!”

#he’s like mulan except less athletic

#he’s like mulan except less athletic

lolsofunny:


i dont even remember what the original ‘roses are red violets are blue’ poem is anymore

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acciobenedictcumberbatch:

danslailleurs:

lokitheconsultingwizard:

you-got-lokid:

moves-like-hiddles:

lilithlaufeyson:

goddessdivinefreya:

hiddlestonlove:

Soo, there is a blank Tumblr page called tomhiddleston

What if he’s actually here

Watching us

i followed it

oh god

im probably going to die in my sleep now

this is creepy

omg

omg i followed it

I can’t decide what’s worse.

That or the Martin Freeman one.

I kind of want to follow them but I also really don’t and I’m afraaaid

dantes-disco-inferno:

Christianity, doing it right

hyperbolequeen:

I’m pretty convinced the first guy to see me naked is going to barf or run away or something and then I’ll die a virgin

broriarty:

plot twist i never met your mother you were adopted now go to bed

mattisbollywood:

theoreticalblogspot:

look at this stool.

his eyes are wide in horror at the thought of another sweaty farty big mcdonalds patron rumpus dropping itself upon his face
he lives a constant torture
he has no mouth
but he must scream

mattisbollywood:

theoreticalblogspot:

look at this stool.

his eyes are wide in horror at the thought of another sweaty farty big mcdonalds patron rumpus dropping itself upon his face

he lives a constant torture

he has no mouth

but he must scream

hipsterwavves:

slutsha:

same

one of those days

hipsterwavves:

slutsha:

same

one of those days

careforcass:

I know I’ve already posted this but I feel like it needs another round.

careforcass:

I know I’ve already posted this but I feel like it needs another round.