sitting next to your crush like
My current mentality is “I’m sad and I hate myself but I have to get good grades”
finding out that someone very hot follows you
beyonce gonna kill us all
"wow this really tastes like shit"
"HAHAHAH HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHIT TASTES LIKE?"
THIS PERSON IS SO UNDERCOOKED WE CAN INVITE THEM OVER FOR DINNER AGAIN
IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF THEY HAD SOME PEOPLE IN MORPH SUITS PRETEND TO BE MONKEYS
listen up fives, a maybe six on a good day is speaking
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
romantic date ideas: go to your local sex shop and buy handcuffs so you and your partner can go around and arrest people who watch anime
"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"