mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal
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Just, for the love of God, press play.
omfg
hahahahahaha da fuck??
i always wondered how a mouse manages to make these holes
I bet they went to construction school or something. I wonder how their furniture looks.
via laugh-addict
Soo, there is a blank Tumblr page called tomhiddleston
What if he’s actually here
Watching us
i followed it
oh god
im probably going to die in my sleep now
this is creepy
omg
omg i followed it
I can’t decide what’s worse.
That or the Martin Freeman one.
I kind of want to follow them but I also really don’t and I’m afraaaid
I’m pretty convinced the first guy to see me naked is going to barf or run away or something and then I’ll die a virgin










